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Le Top des conseils made in Michael Westen

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Que serait Burn Notice sans les tips que Michael nous fournit tout au long des épisodes pour nous apprendre à nous débarrasser du FBI, à se battre efficace, à fabriquer un émetteur ou une bombe ? Le tout étant assuré 100% authentique !

La vérité, c’est que beaucoup de ses tuyaux ne sont pas utilisables dans la vraie vie (à moins d’être un espion, on en convient), mais reste sans conteste un des petits plaisirs du téléspectateur, qui ne peut que rêver de les mettre en pratique.

Alors voici une petite sélection non-exhaustive des meilleurs tips fourni au cours des deux premières saisons :

Les conseils qu’on adore mais qu’on ne peut pas vraiment mettre en pratique :

1/ The sticky bomb was originally developed in World War II for mining tanks. For the homemade variety, tile adhesive works best – sticky, water-proof, and it comes in an easily portable plastic bucket.  [Loose Ends, Part 2 – 1.12]

2/ Truth is, identity theft isn’t hard. A number and an ID is all you need to drain a bank account and return some money to some very surprised retirees. But why stop there? As long as you’re stealing someone’s identity, why not use it to contact some known terrorist organizations on unsecured phone lines? Why not use it to threaten federal judges and insult the local drug cartel? [Identity – 1.02]

3/ If you want to bug a cell phone wirelessly, you’ll need a lot of specialized scanning equipment and a computer to deal with the encryption. I prefer a hands-on approach. You just bug a duplicate phone and swap out the SIM card, so the new phone has the same number. Your target will talk all day certain that no one could possibly be listening. [Loose Ends, Part 1 – 1.11]

Les conseils qu’on ne met pas en pratique, mais qu’on a déjà vu en application (enfin, façon de parler) :

4/ Need the police to respond right away? Call ahead. If you’ve reported a few minor crimes within a six block radius, you can be sure someone will show up when you need them. [Rough Seas – 2.07]

5/ If you want to empty a building, pulling a fire alarm is useless; no-one pays attention unless they’re actually on fire. A bomb scare next door to your target strikes the right balance, everyone clears out and then pays attention to the other building. [Bad Blood – 2.06]

6/ To win a negotiation you have to show you’re willing to walk away. And the best way to show you’re willing to walk away… is to walk away. [Trust Me – 2.03]

Les conseils qui sont tellement géniaux qu’on rêve d’avoir une vie d’espion :

7/ In a fight, you have to be careful not to break the little bones in your hand on someone’s face. That’s why I like bathrooms… lots of hard surfaces.  [Pilot – 1.01]

8/ Just because there are no windows or doors doesn’t mean there are no exits. The thing to look for is an air conditioner unit, that’s where the wall is weakest. Also, people watch doors; they don’t watch air conditioners. [False Flag -1.10]

Le conseil ultime valable dans toute existence, la vôtre, la mienne, la sienne (et garanti 100% succès) :

9/ If you wanna make a friend, solve a problem for them. No problem to solve? Create one. [Turn and Burn – 2.02]

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